My goal is to be the old lady on the hill that little kids accuse of being a witch and I just sort of play along with it while handing out cookies and cackling.
I’m hungry but if I go downstairs I have to talk to people
i want hannibal to say “you are what you eat” and stare directly into the camera for 15 seconds without blinking
Just to show my parents that I’m not the only one.
I guess I’m not the only one
"jace it is just a rubber duck"
"katniss put the squirrel down"
"percy get over here you hyperactive little turd"
"augustus stop you are giving mommy feels"
"loki, you’re adopted"
"FRODO, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MOMMY’S WEDDING RING?!!"